You wake up in bed next to him. You don’t remember what happened, but you’re both naked. You can only guess what you did. You’re too hungover to think.
Alcohol and sex. When the two are put together, either a positive or negative outcome can occur. However, when alcohol comes into play, negative outcomes are more common. Why do I say this? Let’s take a look.

Alcohol is proven to decrease sexual performance in most males. Though alcohol will impair your judgment, you may or may not have noticed this. Sex actually isn’t as good when you’re both drunk. Then again, how would you really remember? It’s true that your sex drive could go up when you’re drinking, but the performance is less than satisfactory because the alcohol in your blood stream doesn’t create as much of a stimulation for males. In simplest terms, it’s harder for him to get fully aroused when he’s drinking as opposed to full stimulation when he’s sober. It’s better sober.

Another negative effect of alcohol is that rape or molestation can occur. We all know about date rape, and in general we’re told to watch our drinks, alcoholic or non-alcoholic. It’s been stated by law though that consent when drinking isn’t actual consent, because judgment is impaired. When a person is drinking they’re unaware of what’s going on around them; maybe not completely, but their judgment does get impaired regardless. Any man could take advantage of a woman who’s been drinking, because men have the advantage over women who are vulnerable. It’s also easier for sex to be unsafe, whether it’s consensual or not. It’d be scary to wake up after a night of drinking and find yourself pregnant, wouldn’t it? Alcohol may make it easier to let yourself go, but you don’t want to give the wrong idea.

While both alcohol and sex can provide many positive outcomes, the negatives can outweigh it easily. It’s always important to be careful and to be sure that you’re sober if you’re going to have sex. It’s safer, it’s better, and it’s better for you both.

My wife and I could hardly wait to get in the house, excited over the fact that THIS was the night we were finally trying out my new sexual enhancer, Cialis. We already knew that Cialis is proven to increase the level of sexual arousal and sexual stamina, and we were psyched to try it for ourselves.

Finally, we got the key in the front door and ran in the house, unable to keep our hands off each other. And then….”What the……?” My eyes took in the scene around me. The cushions of the couch had been ripped apart, the stuffing laid scattered around the floor. The fabric on my favorite leather recliner had been clawed and torn to shreds. My wife’s collection of hand puppets appeared to be….wet? What happened here? What had caused such destruction?

Then I saw him. The cause of all the chaos. My wife shrieked in horror as she saw our beloved dog, Max, vehemently humping away on her prized collection of Beanie Bears. Max had a crazy look in his eyes, one of complete and utter insatiability. My bottle of brand new bottle of Cialis lay at his feet, mangled and completely empty. He had eaten all of the sexual enhancer pills! DEAR GOD! He was completely taken over by sexual arousal, and unable to end his prolonged sexual stamina!

My wife approached Max, in an attempt to save her already soiled Beanie Bears. Max jumped, his enormous erection still intact. “Don’t let him on you!” I screamed at my wife, “He’s unstoppable!” While trying to get out his way, my wife fell and I rushed to her side, carefully stepping over the jagged wood that was once my coffee table.

At the same time, we both noticed that Max was no longer in the room. Somehow, in the confusion, he had gotten out of the house! “Noooooo!” we shouted in unison, as we knew that every female dog in the city was about to come face to face with our Max…