My wife and I could hardly wait to get in the house, excited over the fact that THIS was the night we were finally trying out my new sexual enhancer, Cialis. We already knew that Cialis is proven to increase the level of sexual arousal and sexual stamina, and we were psyched to try it for ourselves.

Finally, we got the key in the front door and ran in the house, unable to keep our hands off each other. And then….”What the……?” My eyes took in the scene around me. The cushions of the couch had been ripped apart, the stuffing laid scattered around the floor. The fabric on my favorite leather recliner had been clawed and torn to shreds. My wife’s collection of hand puppets appeared to be….wet? What happened here? What had caused such destruction?

Then I saw him. The cause of all the chaos. My wife shrieked in horror as she saw our beloved dog, Max, vehemently humping away on her prized collection of Beanie Bears. Max had a crazy look in his eyes, one of complete and utter insatiability. My bottle of brand new bottle of Cialis lay at his feet, mangled and completely empty. He had eaten all of the sexual enhancer pills! DEAR GOD! He was completely taken over by sexual arousal, and unable to end his prolonged sexual stamina!

My wife approached Max, in an attempt to save her already soiled Beanie Bears. Max jumped, his enormous erection still intact. “Don’t let him on you!” I screamed at my wife, “He’s unstoppable!” While trying to get out his way, my wife fell and I rushed to her side, carefully stepping over the jagged wood that was once my coffee table.

At the same time, we both noticed that Max was no longer in the room. Somehow, in the confusion, he had gotten out of the house! “Noooooo!” we shouted in unison, as we knew that every female dog in the city was about to come face to face with our Max…