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My wife and I could hardly wait to get in the house, excited over the fact that THIS was the night we were finally trying out my new sexual enhancer, Cialis. We already knew that Cialis is proven to increase the level of sexual arousal and sexual stamina, and we were psyched to try it for ourselves.

Finally, we got the key in the front door and ran in the house, unable to keep our hands off each other. And then….”What the……?” My eyes took in the scene around me. The cushions of the couch had been ripped apart, the stuffing laid scattered around the floor. The fabric on my favorite leather recliner had been clawed and torn to shreds. My wife’s collection of hand puppets appeared to be….wet? What happened here? What had caused such destruction?

Then I saw him. The cause of all the chaos. My wife shrieked in horror as she saw our beloved dog, Max, vehemently humping away on her prized collection of Beanie Bears. Max had a crazy look in his eyes, one of complete and utter insatiability. My bottle of brand new bottle of Cialis lay at his feet, mangled and completely empty. He had eaten all of the sexual enhancer pills! DEAR GOD! He was completely taken over by sexual arousal, and unable to end his prolonged sexual stamina!

My wife approached Max, in an attempt to save her already soiled Beanie Bears. Max jumped, his enormous erection still intact. “Don’t let him on you!” I screamed at my wife, “He’s unstoppable!” While trying to get out his way, my wife fell and I rushed to her side, carefully stepping over the jagged wood that was once my coffee table.

At the same time, we both noticed that Max was no longer in the room. Somehow, in the confusion, he had gotten out of the house! “Noooooo!” we shouted in unison, as we knew that every female dog in the city was about to come face to face with our Max…

Funny Trivia : After her arrest and conviction by the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) for tax evasion, legendary porn star Ginger Lynn had a pair of lips tattooed on her right buttocks – so “the IRS can kiss my ass!”

Statistical Overview

The average amount of time spent during intercourse can fluctuate widely from one individual to another. If you are having intercourse for the first time it most likely would not last long due to a high amount of excitement both sexually and mentally. However other things can affect the length of time for intercourse such as premature ejaculation. Research varies from reports with a period of time lasting between 3 and 10 minutes, whereas other statistics show between 15 minutes and an hour. Of course there are people that claim the time is much lower, at around 2 minutes. This could be a result of premature ejaculation.

Retrieving valid information is difficult due to the fact that people have trouble recalling the event, or they are simply embarrassed that they have no way to prevent premature ejaculation. Individuals may also feel positive or negative about just how much time was spent during intercourse based on other performance factors. Averages are not necessarily a good indication in the end. Partners have different techniques that work for them, in addition circumstance and mood can result in a longer or shorter period of time according to that particular moment. On an international playing field results certainly would vary due to the physical make up of individuals as well as certain aspects of culture. Here are some statistics for averages in the longest and shortest length of time for sexual intercourse per country:
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“I would not mind some extra inches” this is the usual answer when you ask the average joe if he is satisfied with his penis size, even though he is unlikely to discuss openly the exact size.
Well… unless he is backed up by a massive member, in that case the bragging become habitual and annoying.

This is an age where the science has made great advancement and everybody can pick one of the many methods to enlarge his member. This is a pretty normal thing to to with a small to average penis. What i’m really wondering is, why there are people sporting a seven inches penis that want even bigger penises!

I’m not implying that my opinion should stop people from enlarge their penis to the maximum allowed by their bodies, but let’s think about it for a moment: most women cannot accomodate a penis longer than 8 inches!

There is no practical use for anything above that size, unless the owner is laying a really tall woman with a longer than usual vagina. And while the vagina could stretch to accomodate a penis of that size, the repeated bashing of the cervix by the penis is not really a pleasurable experience for the woman. As we have already said the most sensitive part is the tissue located at the vagina’s entrance.

So trying to raise the size above the 8 inches could defeat the act of love making. Women would ask about going “slow” and “careful” because they don’t want to be hurt!